a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via schoolgirlj)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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My dad saw some scene kids sitting outside of this gas station and said “maybe they’re ghosts from 2008” omfg
(via sazquatch)
pretty sure my new neighbors must think I’m an agoraphobic nudist.
ALL I’VE NEEDED TO KNOW AS A NUTRITION STUDENT
(Source: fitforinfinity, via leenka)
david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
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