-everdeen said: ....you should write me an essay about why you like chris :3
You’re mean. And cruel. I don’t like Chris Pratt. He is terrible face wise. And how do I know frankly that you’re not in love with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”